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For all my homies in the Merce. A little blasphemic humor to help make it through the week. Some of you may have already seen/read this list.

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second beer.

3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Anyway, I thought this was funny. I'm out. For those of you keeping score I will be in The Merce on August 12th. Call me if you want to get together.