A New Career; or "How are you going to hang siding on that bridge?"

Well I gave the career in the fast paced world of sales the "old college try," but alas, I do not think I am cut out to hawk used cars. By the way if anyone can tell me what movie the above quote comes from I will buy you a six pack of beer, and you will forever earn my respect and admiration. I really don't even care if you find it on the internet. The truth of the matter, however, is that I don't think I have it in me to lie to people's faces about how much they "need" a new car, or to work the phones to convince people to trade in their old jaloppies for some sort of quicksand car deal. It lasted an entire week. The good news is I am going to have a great conference paper/journal article out of it because I am going to write a paper about the experience. I will not not mention specifics lest someone pirate my idea before I can get it written. Lets be real, there are a lot of shiesty bastards out their, and why take the chance, right?

Hopefully, however, I will have an interview at a Dallas Technical or Vocational school as an enrollment coordinator next week. While I am not sure what exactly an enrollment coordinator does exactly, it kind of sounds like a jazzed up Academic Advisor. But what the hell, it starts at 31k so I am sure I could deal with it.

Anyway, my point is this: Women are the devil. I know that comes a quite a shock to a lot of you but I think if you shaved their heads, (or other parts) you could probably find a stellar set of horns. Why is it when you need them most they always feel compelled to try to kick you in the crotch? Not just a love tap but a running drop kick right to the testicles. Worthless I say Worthless.

To top it all off the Mavericks peed the series against San Antonio down their legs last night losing a nail biter, 91-86. Who knew we would miss Jet that much. Devin Harris single handley played us out of that game. Dribbling at the top of the key for 10-15 seconds before deciding to do something bad with ball will not cut it against the spurs. The Diggler
did all he could to salvage the game all he could grabbing a career high 22 boards to go with his 26 points, but alas he had no one to force San Antonio to keep him honest. If Jet had played we win that game last night by 12, EASY. I swear but we had no one down the stretch that could hit a shot to help the Diggler on the offensive end. Killed me. Just killed me. I still think we are going to win the Title but I am a lot more nervous about playing the suns in the Finals now than a week ago.

Anyway, I guess I am out for a while. I am fixing to go riding around drinking beer with my dad. When I say "riding around drinking beer with my dad" I mean my dad wants to drive out to the lake and show off his car, and I am going to buy a six pack and tag along. When I return I will call Little E and see what we have in order for this evening. Peace out to all the homies.