I am never drinking again. EVER. Unless some one wants to celebrate tonight. However, I am struggling right now. I hope no one wanted the left over Malibu Rum because I drank it at the pool yesterday. The fiancee is also giving me the evil eye because I am a bit...drunk I guess is the word, and she is all gung ho about packing. It is strait up 11 o'clock in the morning...still smashed.

I guess I should be packing and not blogging but what are you going to do.

******* Addendum*******

I think I gave myself stomach, liver, and/or brain damage during my little binge. I have felt a bit "off" since the week long binge of alcoholic debauchery, and have since forsworn alcohol much to my brother's chagrin. However, I went on three job interviews today and received three job offers. Two car dealerships and one insurance company as a claims writer/underwriter. Not exactly sure what that means but hey it pays. I am thinking of taking one of the said jobs while applying to several high school teaching gigs and using the first job to pay the bills until beginning the teaching gig in August. One of the things Schools do not tell you is that you do not get paid until September 28th or October 1st. What a bummer. That would be four months with NO pay for those of you counting. (Yes, Four: June, July, August, September). So much for my dreams of living high on the hog during the summer on my fabulous teaching salary...