Stolen things from Other's blogs...

I stole this from A-Train because I am a bonafide survey/list junkie. I love filling these things out. I think this is some sort of Archaeology of Knowledge or something. I think someone said that once.

1) Would you bungee jump? Been there done that. It is a big time rush.

2) If you could do anything in the world for a living what would it be? Drink beer, and hang out with friends. Sadly, there is no market for this right now.

3) Your favorite fictional animal? The Cheat.



Isn't he cute. Go to www.homestarrunner.com immediately if you don't who The Cheat is.

4) One person who never fails to make you laugh? Charles or Jeremy.

5) When you were 12 years old what did you want to be when you grew up? A lawyer. I should have never let a certain professor talk me out of that.

6) What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? Urinate. I know that is not attractive but it is usually priority numero uno because I am too lazy to get up in the middle of the night to do it.

7) Have you ever gone to therapy?Define Therapy. I have went to physical therapy on my shoulder, back, and legs.

8) If you could have one super power what would it be? Eternal Youth. Hands Down. Screw what Charles says about getting tired of life, and missing out on whatever happens next.

9) Your favorite cartoon character? Beavis and Butthead. Still one of the best cartoons ever.

10) Do you go to church? Nope.

11) What is your best childhood memory? Riding bikes around my hometown with my friends and getting into trouble.

12) Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? Yep.

13) Do you own a gun? Yes I do. Scary thought isn't it.

14) Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Not since adulthood but I punched Candace Webster in the stomach in 5th grade for kicking me in the family jewels for calling her bigfoot.

15) Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? Yeah I had to sing as part of school plays and shit in school. I also sang the Devil Went Down to Georgia as part of KD Sing Song as a Pledge.

16) What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Boobs, Smile, Eyes in that order.

17) What is your biggest mistake? Not taking getting ready for college more seriously as an 18 year old, and not taking my undergraduate studies more seriously. Life right now would be much more simple if I had tried to live up to my potential a lot earlier in life.

18) Say something totally random about yourself. I don't really like to teach all that much anymore. Sad :(.

19) Has anyone ever said that you looked like a celebrity? Yeah I get confused with Brad Pitt all the time...

20) What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? This is quite sad but I can't think of anything romantic anyone had done for me.

21) Do you actually read these when other people fill them out? It is sad but yes I do. It is a weird fascination.